Hold on, hold up old white men; put down your golf clubs, this trip is not for leisure. You all will report to four different rooms at Mar a Lago. You all will initially meet a large conference room to listen to a reading of the U.S. Constitution and then a reading of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s Letter from Birmingham Jail. After the readings, you will swiftly report to your appropriate room for breakout session. There will be only one breakout session and the topic for all the rooms will be: Why We Are So Afraid of Losing Our Relevance, Power, and Privilege? Here are your instructions:
If you’re an old white man who is racist as shit for mostly personal reasons that stems mostly from your sick jealously and envy of the whole Black man, coupled with your inability to attract the whole Black woman and your cultural lack of accessibility to them, please report to the Donald Trump Room.
If you’re an old white man who think he really understands Black people and all their causes, who consider yourself an All-American, political centrist who has done a whole lot of things to support most marginalized groups in America except Black people, please report to the Joe Biden Room.
If you’re an old white man who is a staunch racist who openly and intentionally do everything in your power to oppress Black people mostly because you accepted and protected the racist bullshit and stereotypes your parents and grandparents fed you, please report to the Mitch McConnell Room.
If you’re an old white man who lies about your contributions to the “African-American” struggle, who believes he is the definition of progressive, who has had very little interaction with Black people and other People of the Global Majority, please report to the Bernie Sanders Room.